Russ Popplewell's Team-mates
Next up for the latest installment of 'team-mates' is Gadeside wing-wizard Russ Popplewell, who spends his spare time rolling up freshly laid grass and taking drunk showers with his clothes on. As always no offence is intended but if it does then good, you shouldn't be so thin skinned ;-) Enjoy and if you want to get involved, send me your version via e-mail.
Best trainer | misses a session. Impressive lungs for someone on a 40-a-day habit! |
Worst trainer | Tom Mitchell hands down! Hardly ever attends and when he does, has a belly full of pub grub so drops out early doors. Classic Tom! |
Quickest player | Although i'm not too slow off the blocks, would have to say Matt Evans! Loves a sprint! |
Slowest player | Brooksy! Great when sitting in the middle of the park but wouldnt fancy his chances in a sprint! |
Joker | Tariq! Never takes anything to heart (with the exception of Arsenal)! |
Most skillful | A few of these bandits in the team; Jay loves a step over and Hillsy isnt too shabby! However, Nelmesy for me just edges it. |
Least skillful | Bangs! Like a headless chicken and manages to plough through players - Dont think he knows where the ball is half the time! |
Most intelligent | Putman. Although i've never seen him in quiz action - he looks really intelligent! |
Least intelligent | Sorry Wilkins! 2 + 2 is 4!! |
Worst taste in music | Tariq & Kayembe! Loves a rap but after listening to their "lyrics", I have no idea what is going on! |
Worst dress sense | Dont think there is anyone that stands out but would have to go with Matt Day, Matt Evans, Ashby and Fitzy purely because of those tea cosies they wear! |
Best dancer | Although Oli and Jay are up there. Would have to say Tom Mitchell. |
Longest in the shower | I've heard Putman loves a shower... |
Thanks to Russ for taking the time to write this utterly enthralling article. Who's next?